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Saturday 7 July 2012

The Stupid Machine

Its been said that a Book is a best friend. I think my best buddy is my PC. The reason is not just the technology update or access to the the world is more than just a book. The reason is the feeling of control, not just the feeling of complete honesty and the feeling of error free environment is so wonderful with PC in your possession. The same feeling is with all those gadgets and machines that are called stupid as the don't know a lots of things that humans do.

I get so much carried away with these feelings that I start wondering how wonderful life would be if we could ever have the same control and liberty over everything just the way on a Computer.

Imagine being able to Undo things in life, a regret free life. Imagine being able to redo things and do everything you love again again and again.

How wonderful life would be if we could cut paste and even copy paste things form other people's life.   Take away what you want and duplicate or copy anything you want whenever you want WOW.

Another amazing feature in our life would be when we could delete anything form our lives. Delete your unwanted memories, delete your unwanted things and the most lovelies of all delete your unwanted people.

Editing and updating would have a whole new meaning. But the best of all and my favorite one's are the Escape button and Restart.

WOW just let yourself loose in the feeling of being able to escape form every situation and then if you are not happy just restart your life.

Imagine being able to escape a yelling wife. Imagine being able to escape your lousy boss. The feeling of being trapped in a bunch of idiots where you have to pose like a very considerate passionate and attentive personality and unable to pass time and you look at your watch, carefully avoiding other people's eyes so that they cant notice you are getting pissed of and extremely bored with the situation. Then suddenly you realize you have an escape button and you press that..

Imagine when you are really stressed or entangled in your thoughts thinking about some thing really important and then your wife or girl friend comes over and looks at you and asks whats are you thinking about and you say " Nothing" as you don't have anything that she can solve for you and you don't want to burden her tiny mind with it and her face frowns and she says " what is it that you don't want to tell me?. You would try to find a million excuses and even let her know what you were actually thinking about. But she is absolutely sure there is another Girl. What do you feel at that time? How about a restart button?:) May be an UNDO button would also work at this time but REDO button is definitely out of question.

Here I do not mean that only men need a restart button. Girls do need an escape may be a lot more than men in many cases. Escape from staring eyes, escape from those pinching words that they hear moving around in their routine life. Not only that, they also need the restart button when they have a mother in law in to ruin their lives. Even a good for nothing husband that keeps on boasting and talking, always imposing and forcing himself over them only because by freak of nature he happens to be a husband.

So guys we all need this Stupid Machine Called a Computer with all its controls working on our lives.

They say Happiness is not in having what you want. Its wanting what you have. But I say happiness is when you have all the control on your keyboard working on your life.




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